That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. Bill is worried about his daughter but thinks, “It must just be a sad coincidence.” She says, “God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.”īill rushes back into her bedroom and asks her, “Why did you say the last part?” His daughter replies, “Because I needed to.” The next day, grandpa dies of a heart attack. Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!” Psychic Daughterīill is putting his young daughter to bed one night and as he walks out the bedroom door he hears her saying her prayers. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.
The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. I’ll take both of you for a ride if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.” This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”įinally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. In fact, we love them! And so here we’ve gathered our favorite funny short stories for you to enjoy. Although LaffGaff is mainly about short jokes, that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy funny short stories and longer jokes too.
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